The Onion Out With Potential Market Moving Events (Equities and Treasuries)

The Onion could move the markets this week after these articles.

Solitary Crow On Fence Post Portending Doom, Analysts Warn (TheOnion)

"GREELEY, NE—Experts confirmed Monday that a single black crow perched ominously on a fence post in rural Nebraska is almost certainly a harbinger of great doom and despair for all Americans." Read full article

U.S Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt (TheOnion)


 U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt